This Thing We Do

Posted by Lex Konrad in Sex | Nov 06, 2008

She started this.

She started this but she is yours now.

Take her on a tour of the apartment. When you reach the walk-in closet, grab her by the loops on the waist of her jeans and press her ass against the aching monstrosity in your pants. Her voice is high and sweet: Oh! This is what you wanted to hear.

Lead her to the front door and prepare her for your wife’s return. Remove her top. Admire the ski slope curves of her breasts. Take one large nipple and then another into your mouth. When your wife opens the door she sees the two of you and she purrs.

Remind yourself that most wives, upon witnessing this scene, would file for divorce.

Let the lovelies frolic. Undress them and watch approvingly as they melt into one another, brown skin pressing against white. When you free yourself your wife latches on and you grab a fistful of her pretty curls and you slip an arm around your guest’s waist. Leslie’s mouth releases you, leaving behind a glistening coat of saliva. Glance downward and then peer into the new girl’s eyes. For emphasis, rest a firm hand upon the back of her neck. She sinks to the floor, easing you into her mouth, and then into her throat, never breaking eye contact. You let out a sigh. Say something romantic now: “You look beautiful with a cock in your mouth.”

She is on all fours, her face nestled between your wife’s thighs. The flash bulb bathes the room in cold light. As you frame the shots you think about how this thing… this thing you do with your wife is an elaborate ritual, one that has, over the years, taken on a kind of spiritual significance. Entire religions, after all, have been founded on the basis of phenomena nearly as improbable as your sex life. It is not that you envy the foot fetishist or the sadist, but life would be easier if your desires involved fewer moving parts.

“I want you to fuck her while she’s eating me,” comes the breathless command from your wife’s lips. Ever the obedient husband, you apply a condom and drop to the floor. The pretty newcomer arches her back for you, and you watch, fascinated, as her plump labia part to make way for your intrusion. The hardwood floor makes hamburger of your volleyball-bruised knees. Oh, does it ever hurt! But you hold on, waiting for your wife to orgasm under your playmate’s tongue and fingers, before leading the women to the couch, where you’ll have each of them properly, one after another. Their cunts make noise, more or less simultaneously, when you change positions. This is what cunts do. Your wife seems embarrassed but your new friend reassures her, saying, adorably, “That just means it’s happy.”

Laughing, you tear into your wife from behind, pinning her midsection beneath your white-knuckled grip. Always attuned to you, she starts to come. Pop the question: Do you want me to come on her tits? The young woman has been on her knees, watching you, and when you spring from the couch she leans back to receive your offering. Relax. Let go. Release. She is a mess and the two of them are kissing and this moment is perfection.

It is 5:30 in the morning. The wife is catching a nap before work. You code better when you’re exhausted and your date’s shift at the strip club doesn’t begin until the evening, so the two of you sit together and talk. “I’m sorry I never responded to your email,” she confesses. It is a probably a blessing that you had not remembered sending a note — you might have held her silence against her. Promise yourself that from now on you will be more like the Buddha.

Don’t be surprised when your cock makes you aware of its presence again. Pull her onto your lap. Let her ride you. You didn’t expect her to be like this, did you? So soft, so slow, whispering into your ear (I’m so wet) while you palm her ass, pressing your middle finger against her anus, your eyes fixed upon the surgical steel between her legs. Pull her closer. Kiss her. Exhaling against her slender frame, you hear yourself saying: “You are delicious.” Lead her to the kitchen and lift her onto the counter, where you will penetrate her under the skylight as dawn breaks, watching that pussy of hers — the one you forced yourself to forget about — surrender to you over and over again. Fuck her harder now, on the leather bench. Her ass is in the air. Her voice goes up an octave.

The two of you rouse your wife by smothering her with kisses. You ought to tell Les to take the day off, but your playmate tells you her pussy is sore anyway, though you are quite sure this would not deter her from another round. Eventually, the two beautiful women will leave you and you will slump in front of your machine, picking up where you left off as if this improbable thing hadn’t ever happened.

Only later on, when you’re cleaning up, do you notice your playmate’s scarf draped over the easy chair. When you fold it you catch a whiff of her perfume. It is cute, actually, when women leave behind little reminders of themselves.

And it is usually a promise of things to come.

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