Call me old-fashioned, but when it comes to porn I’ll take a traditional threesome scene over double-anal, ass-to-mouth or any of the other pyrotechnics that are so popular these days. (Teen Factor thumbs at VideoBox)

“Old” porn stars never die; they just move to the other side of the camera. Taylor Rain is giving her pooper a rest to focus on directing and, um, raising a family. Sucks for her fans, I suppose, but on the other hand she’s already starred in enough films (almost 300) to keep priapic porn hounds busy for decades. (Straight to the A #2 thumbs at VideoBox)

Judging by the Google traffic lately, Lanny Barby (Lannie Barbie, whatever) is quite the popular porn starlet. So here’s more—this time from a dvd (Intensitivity #2) that popped up on VideoBox recently. (Stills at VideoBox)

Let’s just say I, um, enjoyed this little scene from Creampie Cuties #5. What’s to like about it? For starters the girls look amateur, average even, which is a welcome break from garden-variety porn. And they are depicting my favorite threesome position, which allows the stud in question to get his balls licked by one girl while fucking the other girl; when he—oops—slips out there’s a hungry mouth waiting to receive him. Finally, there’s none of the desultory, painful-looking pounding that appears in so many other productions—just good clean fun and an orgasm that doesn’t involve the male talent standing there and jerking off for five minutes. (“Creampie Cuties” thumbs at VideoBox)

My miniature manifesto: There is no distinction between erotica and pornography. Prudishness does not make for great art any more than simple provocation does. Beauty can be found anywhere, if you know where to look. Max Hardcore or Andrew Blake? Filthy whore or delicate flower? Does it really matter? Bodies are bodies and they do what they do. (“All About Ass” thumbs at VideoBox)