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midnight squirt
January 7th, 2009
Perfect for a midnight whore hose down/water bondage scene, this Lighted Garden Nozzle is available from Restoration Hardware for $8.99.
Need some inspiration? Check out Kink On Demand water bondage series with no subscription required.
Perverted inspired by: restorationhardware.com (of all places) and Kink On Demand
I will let you know how it works out.. I just ordered one 
Tit Shot Tuesday
January 6th, 2009
Bondage Fashion
January 5th, 2009
This “Shibari Shift Dress” at Saks Fifth Avenue would definately cause a second look at my birthday party.
I like it! It’s only $1495.00 (*coughs, that’s a lot of rope and at least 3 corsets)
Found via Saks Fifth Avenue by way of Mistress Mastisse
my angel
January 5th, 2009And you are. I would hold your hand through anything at all, no matter what.
Thanks for helping me get through this day, girl. kiss
Must Have Monday
January 5th, 2009
VibeReview’s Bondage Tape is 30 feet of re-usable, non-adhesive, artistic tape that can “stick around” in your toybox a long while. It doesn’t pull the skin or hair so can be wrapped around as a gag or blindfold. Innocent enough looking to keep in the glove box for spur of the moment victims.
Personally, I prefer rope but had to try this tape none the less and was not disappointed. It did take a bit to take off if you intended to use it again.. but it’s affordable enough for even one use play.
If you like a little more intense action, try the Leather Bondage Kit for wrist/ankle restraints. Or hell, use them both.
Back to the tape though, as that’s what I am selling you here… pay attention!
There are two impressive designs: barbed wire roses or thorny rose print. And it’s made by Doc Johnson, so it’s the real deal. You’re in luck that it’s on sale for less than 10 bucks for VibeReview’s winter sale ..so, get you sum!
fish out of water
January 4th, 2009A goldfish survived for 13 hours on the floor after apparently leaping from its bowl, according to its owner.
Story found here.
I can relate.
I cannot be responsible for the things I do when not fully submerged…….
photo via Jaroslaw Kukowski
ear candy
January 2nd, 2009“Hayling” by FC Kahuna
Happy 2009
January 1st, 2009
Still recovering from the “extra” second.
I think that was the one that got me drunk……
Just one more day second…
December 31st, 2008
It is true that you will have to hold your breath one more second. One more moment of pain before relief. The pain that is 2008, that is. We have a Leap Second to deal with today.
It lead me to do a lot of thinking. About single moments and how very important they are.
I have had a few “moments” in my life that I will never forget and for which I am thankful. Those times when you say to yourself.. THIS is a cherished moment. Whether fireworks were present or not.. perhaps just a sunset view or even a final goodbye with those we have adored and lost. Living or deceased.
These seconds have made up the many many moments of the last year, and the one before that, and the one before that.
Please take every single minute of this life as if it were your last and let go of bitterness and hate and jealousy and embrace those people that you care about and tell them you love them, or at least appreciate them for the “moments.” You get an extra second to do just that.
Plenty of times I wish I had one more day in the past. I realize that it’s gone forever. Instead I hold dear the many special times and people that have made me who I am today, and with no regrets.
I wish you cherished moments in the coming year and for you to spend this “extra second” thinking about how you can make every minute count in 2009.
Happy New Year *kiss
Nine Inches
December 27th, 2008
What do you get when you mix 2 masochistic nymphomaniacs, 1 Sadist, and 9 inches?
So far?
2 naked snow angels, 6 floggings, 34 orgasms, 90 miles of rope and a partridge in a pear tree.
The pet and I have joined our Tormentor for a few days in New England in a beautiful secluded cabin. Nice rafters and a huge jacuzzi tub.
Snow skiing, hot chocolate, and a mean game of scrabble. Plus, no one can hear the screams!
Our perverted, demented, and delicious version of “It’s a Wonderful Life”
Merry Christmas
December 24th, 2008
Stud Stockings
December 22nd, 2008
Merry Must Have Monday
December 22nd, 2008
On the 9th day of Christmas, my True Love licked off me…. tasty chocolate paint. *sings
The Lovers Paintbox from VibeReview.com is delicious, yummy, fun, and inspiring.
A lucious collection of three tasty chocolate flavors: Dark Chocolate, Milk Chocolate, and White Chocolate. They really DO taste good!
A soft and erotic paintbrush is included in this romantic set of 3 delicious jars of body paints. Sure to add some flavor to any scene or boring bedroom with naughty or nice strokes. Expect a lot of tongue and a lot of yum. Smells good, tastes good.. looks good. Tickles going on, and arousing coming off. What else can you ask for?
*checking my list twice
It doesn’t have to be messy.. but again, why not? Messes are to be licked clean, no?
Very very nice. But if you prefer butter taste? Try the Edible Dream Cream
The chocolate is the bomb tho, trust me. And if you are feeling “particularly naughty,” use what’s left to serve to the family with ice cream or chocolate dessert after Christmas Dinner. That should keep the two of you glancing at each other with a knowing smile. Oh, my. No. Don’t do that. That’s just wrong! *wink
(Notes that no one will EVER come to my house for dinner/dessert again, but I don’t care..)
Thanks to VibeReview!
Porn for the Blind
December 20th, 2008
“Porn for the Blind is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. This service is provided free of charge.”
The site is comprised of a white background with links and audio buttons for all the descriptions.
I know there’s got to be a, “If you play with it too much you’ll go blind”, joke in here somewhere, but I’m far to classy to mention that. *bats lashes
Kink-napping
December 20th, 2008
She agrees to play our little game. The rules are simple. At 5 pm, open the envelope and follow the instructions inside. The cryptic note sends her out onto the streets to search for the next clue: a second envelope taped to the bottom of a broken pay phone booth. Which leads to another a few blocks away. Then another.
The telephoto lens watches her cross the street, bend over in that tight little skirt. The clues lead her down the alley I scouted last night, one of two possible strike zones. It’s getting dark. I radio the van.
The filthy alley is just wide enough to race the van up on her. For an instant she freezes. Like a helpless animal about to be crushed in the street, she is paralyzed between a dash to safety and a sudden, crushing force. The van’s side doors burst open and we take her in seconds.
We are rolling again before the doors latch. Not a single citizen hears the screams from behind the knotted gag. No one notices as that tight little skirt is ripped from her soft flesh in the bed of the van. She fights for a long time, rope cutting, clothing tearing.
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